One is not like the other.
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
I’ve learned that no matter how much you care, some people don’t deserve you, I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others, they are probably more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
Bubba was my best good friend.
this wasn’t in the fucking terms & conditions
I literally didn’t sign up for this touchy-feely-ass bullshit
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